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These are my ladies. Real men fail me on the daily so here is a roster of men I would gladly take to dinner and smash and not be mad about it. (DISCLAIMER:If you do not agree, that's fine...more for me?? THIS SECTION IS 18+. no real people because parasocial relationships actually scare me. These are all characters or characters played by actors and not the actors themseleves. If you're curious who my celebrity crushes are, I have a BTS shrine and a good omens shrine, and the most I feel towards them is respect and admiration. That's it. This is mostly in a joking manner and meant to be a safe space to express admiration and overall horniness.) Enjoy~

Husbands

Wives

Spouses

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